On election day, I bring you the most significant of webquizzes:
Unfortunately, there are only five potential results: Hamilton, Paine, Washington, Adams, Jefferson. PAINE? PAINE? Please. Where are Ben Franklin, James Madison, Patrick Henry, George Mason, Sam Adams, John Jay? If Paine's up there, you should at least include these gentlemen. Hell, if Paine's up there, Aaron Burr deserves to be there too!
Anyway, get out there and vote, you miserable peckerwoods! Uncle Publius is pulling for you!
