Warning: This post is not for the faint of heart. Expressly designed for the cynical and media-weary.
Nothing says patriotism like getting loaded.
September 11th Drinking Game, compliments of jayfo.
OK kids, sit down in front of the TV today and play the new sensation! The 9/11 drinking game.
Rules:
1) If the words "9/11" are spoken or seen on TV, everyone has a social drink.
2) If the name "bin laden" is spoken, point to the screen and yell "asshole", the last one to do so must drink once and wear a dishtowel on his/her head until the next calling of the asshole. also, whomever is bin laden has to be the beer bitch, too.
3) If the word "hero" is used, be the first to call it, and you pick someone to drink.
4) Any TV footage of the second airplane crashing into the WTC and you must finish your drink.
5) When the American flag is present on the screen, render the hand salute to the TV, and immediately show bin laden "the bird,". Last person to flip the finger has to drink.
6) At the sighting or name "Giuliani", yell "Rudy!" and the last person takes off one piece of clothing.
Yes, this is the perfect antidote to the media circus that was yesterday.
